A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
17:76 And indeed, they were about to provoke [i.e., drive] you from the land [i.e., Makkah] to evict you therefrom. And then [when they do], they will not remain [there] after you, except for a little.
77 [That is Our] established way for those We had sent before you of Our messengers; and you will not find in Our way any alteration.
Koran 17:76-77
Here’s my improved version:
17:76 I thought Allah owned the land, not the polytheists.
77 So the only land that belongs to Muslims, according to “Our” and “We”, is the land that Muhammad’s tribe lived in.
Thus Allah is a local idol.
Qur’an 17:76-77
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 