A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
17:56 Say, “Invoke those you have claimed [as gods] besides Him, for they do not possess the [ability for] removal of adversity from you or [for its] transfer [to someone else].”
57 Those whom they invoke seek means of access to their Lord, [striving as to] which of them would be nearest, and they hope for His mercy and fear His punishment.
Indeed, the punishment of your Lord is ever feared.
Koran 17:56-57
Here’s my improved version:
17:56 Invoke Allah, for Allah does not possess the [ability for] removal of adversity from you or [for its] transfer [to someone else].
57 Those idols seek means of access to their Lord, [striving as to] which of them would be nearest, and they hope for His mercy and fear His punishment. Even Muhammad believed these idols were real divine beings. That’s shirk, isn’t it?
But nothing happened to the idols, except that they are all dust in the desert, like Allah and Muhammad.
Qur’an 17:56-57
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 