A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
17:54 Your Lord is most knowing of you.
If He wills, He will have mercy upon you; or if He wills, He will punish you.
And We have not sent you, [O Muḥammad], over them as a manager.
55 And your Lord is most knowing of whoever is in the heavens and the earth.
And We have made some of the prophets exceed others [in various ways], and to David We gave the book [of Psalms].
Koran 17:54-55
Here’s my improved version:
17:54 Allah doesn’t will as there’s no mercy or punishment from Allah, just as there’s no provision or bounty from the idol.
Looks like Muhammad forgot the “except as a warner from Allah” part.
55 If Allah knows of who else is in the heavens, who is that? Jesus, sitting on the throne by Allah’s right hand? Allah’s wife, the sun goddess? Their three daughters, bored and restless? And what of the sky god?
Definitely all the prophets exceeded Muhammad the Mad Liar.
Qur’an 17:54-55
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 