A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
17:23 And your Lord has decreed that you worship not except Him, and to parents, good treatment.
Whether one or both of them reach old age [while] with you, say not to them [so much as], “uff,” and do not repel them but speak to them a noble word.
24 And lower to them the wing of humility out of mercy and say, “My Lord, have mercy upon them as they brought me up [when I was] small.”
Koran 17:23-24
Here’s my improved version:
17:23 Honor your mother and father.
24 And don’t indulge in polygamy like Muhammad.
Qur’an 17:23-24
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 