A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
17:2 And We gave Moses the Scripture and made it a guidance for the Children of Israel that you not take other than Me as Disposer of affairs,
3 O descendants of those We carried [in the ship] with Noah.
Indeed, he was a grateful servant.
Koran 17:2-3
Here’s my improved version:
17:2 Name-dropping by Muhammad.
3 Muhammad isn’t the messenger to the Jews when he’s supposed to be the messenger to his Arab tribe (according to him).
Also, Muhammad forgot the animals on the Ark.
Qur’an 17:2-3
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 