A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
16:114 Then eat of what Allāh has provided for you [which is] lawful and good.
And be grateful for the favor of Allāh, if it is [indeed] Him that you worship.
115 He has only forbidden to you dead animals,1 blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allāh. But whoever is forced [by necessity], neither desiring [it] nor transgressing [its limit] – then indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful.
116 And do not say about what your tongues assert of untruth, “This is lawful and this is unlawful,” to invent falsehood about Allāh.
Indeed, those who invent falsehood about Allāh will not succeed.
117 [It is but] a brief enjoyment, and they will have a painful punishment.
Koran 16:114-117
Here’s my improved version:
16:114 Allah provides nothing.
115 Muhammad forgot to copy “there is no sin upon him.” from Koran 2:173.
116 Muhammad was a false prophet: “lawful” – 114.
117 Muhammad enjoyed his meal and is dust in the grave for 1400 years.
Truly, “a painful punishment”.
Qur’an 16:114-117
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 