Qur’an 16:91-92

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

16:91 And fulfill the covenant of Allāh when you have taken it, [O believers], and do not break oaths after their confirmation while you have made Allāh, over you, a security [i.e., witness].

Indeed, Allāh knows what you do.

92 And do not be like she who untwisted her spun thread after it was strong [by] taking your oaths as [means of] deceit between you because one community is more plentiful [in number or wealth] than another community.

Allāh only tries you thereby.

And He will surely make clear to you on the Day of Resurrection that over which you used to differ.

Koran 16:91-92

Here’s my improved version:

16:91 Let your yes be yes and your no be no – Jesus in the Bible.

92 Surely the Day of Resurrection didn’t happen.

For 1400 years.

But, it’ll happen tomorrow, and that’ll show those who made pagan oaths in Muhammad’s time!

Right?

Right?

Right?

Qur’an 16:91-92

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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