A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Indeed, Allāh orders justice and good conduct and giving [help] to relatives and forbids immorality and bad conduct and oppression.
He admonishes you that perhaps you will be reminded.
Koran 16:90
Here’s my improved version:
Allah doesn’t. Muhammad lied.
Muhammad speaks for Allah – this is known as lying.
Qur’an 16:90
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 