A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
16:80 And Allāh has made for you from your homes a place of rest and made for you from the hides of the animals tents which you find light on your day of travel and your day of encampment; and from their wool, fur and hair is furnishing and enjoyment [i.e., provision] for a time.
81 And Allāh has made for you, from that which He has created, shadows [i.e., shade] and has made for you from the mountains, shelters and has made for you garments which protect you from the heat and garments [i.e., coats of mail] which protect you from your [enemy in] battle.
Thus does He complete His favor upon you that you might submit [to Him].
82 But if they turn away, [O Muḥammad] – then only upon you is [responsibility for] clear notification.
83 They recognize the favor of Allāh; then they deny it.
And most of them are disbelievers.
Koran 16:80-83
Here’s my improved version:
16:80 Wives and mothers make houses into homes, not Allah.
We make tents and houses, not Allah.
Women make clothing, not Allah.
81 Objects block the Sun’s light, causing shade, not Allah.
No one lives in caves, and they aren’t made by Allah.
We make clothes that cool and heat their wearer, not Allah.
We make armor, not Allah.
82 Muhammad was a failure.
83 There are no favours from Allah.
Qur’an 16:80-83
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 