A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
16:77 And to Allāh belongs the unseen [aspects] of the heavens and the earth.
And the command for the Hour is not but as a glance of the eye or even nearer.
Indeed, Allāh is over all things competent.
78 And Allāh has extracted you from the wombs of your mothers not knowing a thing, and He made for you hearing and vision and hearts [i.e., intellect] that perhaps you would be grateful.
79 Do they not see the birds controlled in the atmosphere of the sky?
None holds them up except Allāh.
Indeed in that are signs for a people who believe.
Koran 16:77-79
Here’s my improved version:
16:77 I own my bank account and Allah doesn’t.
Or, my bank owns my account and merely lets me use it.
Whatever, none of us are Allah.
1400 years later, no Last Hour.
78 Midwives and obstetricians do this, not Allah.
79 The jet you take to go on Hajj is held up by Allah,… oh, wait, that’s merely hijackers.
Indeed in this are signs for people who read.
Qur’an 16:77-79
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 