A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And Allāh presents an example of two men, one of them dumb and unable to do a thing, while he is a burden to his guardian.
Wherever he directs him, he brings no good.
Is he equal to one who commands justice, while he is on a straight path?
Koran 16:76
Here’s my improved version:
There’s no examples from Allah. Why? This would obviously be a miracle and Muhammad (and Allah) have no miracles.
Thus you know that Muhammad lied.
Qur’an 16:76
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 