A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Allāh presents an example: a slave [who is] owned and unable to do a thing and he to whom We have provided from Us good provision, so he spends from it secretly and publicly.
Can they be equal?
Praise to Allāh!
But most of them do not know.
Koran 16:75
Here’s my improved version:
Allah doesn’t provide “good provision”.
Nor does Allah enslave people physically,…
Muhammad condemns himself as a poor messenger.
Qur’an 16:75
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 