A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
16:51 And Allāh has said, “Do not take for yourselves two deities. He [i.e., Allāh] is but one God, so fear only Me.”
52 And to Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and the earth, and to Him is [due] worship constantly.
Then is it other than Allāh that you fear?
53 And whatever you have of favor – it is from Allāh.
Then when adversity touches you, to Him you cry for help.
54 Then when He removes the adversity from you, at once a party of you associates others with their Lord 55 So they will deny what We have given them.
Then enjoy yourselves, for you are going to know.
Koran 16:51-55
Here’s my improved version:
16:51 Allah the idol doesn’t speak to audiences.
52 Allah the idol doesn’t own anything. You own your clothes, not Allah.
In the Islamic mythology, Allah has angels worshipping him 12 hours per day, which is greater than any mere human can do. Thus demanding more than what angels provide shows that Muhammad was very needy.
53 There’s no favours from Allah at all.
54 Allah doesn’t remove adversity.
55 This passage is about the Quraysh and their denial of Muhammad.
Qur’an 16:51-55
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 