A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
16:45 Then, do those who have planned evil deeds feel secure that Allāh will not cause the earth to swallow them or that the punishment will not come upon them from where they do not perceive?
46 Or that He would not seize them during their [usual] activity, and they could not cause failure [i.e., escape from Him]?
47 Or that He would not seize them gradually [in a state of dread]?
But indeed, your Lord is Kind and Merciful.
Koran 16:45-47
Here’s my improved version:
16:45 Nothing happened. They either died of old age or were murdered by Muhammad and his Muslims.
46 Nothing happened. They either died of old age or were murdered by Muhammad and his Muslims.
47 Nothing happened. They either died of old age or were murdered by Muhammad and his Muslims.
But indeed, rhetorical questions demonstrate that Allah is impotent, 1400 years later.
Qur’an 16:45-47
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 