A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
16:14 And it is He who subjected the sea for you to eat from it tender meat and to extract from it ornaments which you wear.
And you see the ships plowing through it, and [He subjected it] that you may seek of His bounty; and perhaps you will be grateful.
15 And He has cast into the earth firmly set mountains, lest it shift with you, and [made] rivers and roads, that you may be guided,
16 And landmarks.
And by the stars they are [also] guided.
17 Then is He who creates like one who does not create?
So will you not be reminded?
18 And if you should count the favors of Allāh, you could not enumerate them.
Indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful.
Koran 16:14-18
Here’s my improved version:
16:14 The seas and the oceans aren’t subjected to us.
15 The mountains wobble when the earth quakes. We dam and alter rivers. We make roads.
16 We make landmarks.
We make the constellations.
17 Allah doesn’t create so he is like the idol who doesn’t create, showing Allah is an idol.
18 There are no “favors” from Allah.
Allah does nothing.
Qur’an 16:14-18
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 