A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
16:5 And the grazing livestock He has created for you; in them is warmth and [numerous] benefits, and from them you eat.
6 And for you in them is [the enjoyment of] beauty when you bring them in [for the evening] and when you send them out [to pasture].
7 And they carry your loads to a land you could not have reached except with difficulty to yourselves.
Indeed, your Lord is Kind and Merciful.
Koran 16:5-7
Here’s my improved version:
16:5 We created them.
6 Muhammad loved cows.
7 Horses and camels work better at this.
Better still are trucks and jets.
Qur’an 16:5-7
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 