A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
16:3 He created the heavens and earth in truth.
High is He above what they associate with Him.
4 He created man from a sperm-drop; then at once1 he is a clear adversary.
Koran 16:3-4
Here’s my improved version:
16:3 He didn’t.
Allah isn’t in the sky – he’s dust in the desert.
4 Note “man” – where’s “woman”?
Women give birth to baby girls and baby boys.
Qur’an 16:3-4
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 