A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
The command of Allāh is coming, so be not impatient for it.
Exalted is He and high above what they associate with Him.
Koran 16:1
Here’s my improved version:
1400 years later and nothing happened.
Meanwhile the Quraysh were violently converted to Islam by Muhammad, forced to be Muslim and now Mecca is Islamic.
Muhammad the Mad Tyrant.
Qur’an 16:1
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 