A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
15:94 Then declare what you are commanded and turn away from the polytheists.
95 Indeed, We are sufficient for you against the mockers 96 Who make [equal] with Allāh another deity. But they are going to know. 97 And We already know that your breast is constrained by what they say.
98 So exalt [Allāh] with praise of your Lord and be of those who prostrate [to Him]. 99 And worship your Lord until there comes to you the certainty [i.e., death].
Koran 15:94-99
Here’s my improved version:
15:94 Muhammad fails at being a prophet, warner, etc to his tribe of polytheists. Maybe Allah should have chosen someone better at this job?
95 Muhammad is 96 dust in the 97 desert.
98 Muhammad is 99 dust in the desert.
Qur’an 15:94-99
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 