A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
15:45 Indeed, the righteous will be within gardens and springs, 46 [Having been told], “Enter it in peace, safe [and secure].”
47 And We will remove whatever is in their breasts of resentment, [so they will be] brothers, on thrones facing each other.
48 No fatigue will touch them therein, nor from it will they [ever] be removed.
49 [O Muḥammad], inform My servants that it is I who am the Forgiving, the Merciful, 50 And that it is My punishment which is the painful punishment.
Koran 15:45-50
Here’s my improved version:
15:45 Allah speaks to Muslims, 46 not needing Jibril and Muhammad.
47 You will enjoy your mind control.
48 No sex with the virgins of Paradise for Muslims on these thrones.
49 O, What a painful punishment 50 for Muhammad’s Muslims!
Qur’an 15:45-50
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 