A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
15:21 And there is not a thing but that with Us are its depositories, and We do not send it down except according to a known [i.e., specified] measure.
22 And We have sent the fertilizing winds and sent down water from the sky and given you drink from it.
And you are not its retainers.
23 And indeed, it is We who give life and cause death, and We are the Inheritor.
24 And We have already known the preceding [generations] among you, and We have already known the later [ones to come].
25 And indeed, your Lord will gather them; indeed, He is Wise and Knowing.
Koran 15:21-25
Here’s my improved version:
15:21 Where are the depositories of paper and ink for Koran?
22 Western plumbing provides drinking water, not Allah.
We also build dams.
23 Allah or “We” doesn’t give life or cause death.
Who does Allah inherit from? Himself?
24 Thus there’s no end of the world, as there are later generations.
25 Muslims, as well as non-Muslims, remain in their graves, ungathered.
Qur’an 15:21-25
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 