A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
15:1 Alif, Lām, Rā.
These are the verses of the Book and a clear Qur’ān [i.e., recitation].
2 Perhaps those who disbelieve will wish that they had been Muslims.
3 Let them eat and enjoy themselves and be diverted by [false] hope, for they are going to know.
Koran 15:1-3
Here’s my improved version:
15:1 Weird letters shows Koran isn’t clear.
2 Muhammad already proved himself false with “A L R”.
3 They didn’t know – later they were forced by Muhammad to be Muslims, and thus knew that Muhammad was a false prophet, a liar, a tyrant, intent upon seizing power for his own benefit.
Qur’an 15:1-3
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 