A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
14:32 It is Allāh who created the heavens and the earth and sent down rain from the sky and produced thereby some fruits as provision for you and subjected for you the ships to sail through the sea by His command and subjected for you the rivers.
33 And He subjected for you the sun and the moon, continuous [in orbit], and subjected for you the night and the day.
34 And He gave you from all you asked of Him.
And if you should count the favor [i.e., blessings] of Allāh, you could not enumerate them.
Indeed, mankind is [generally] most unjust and ungrateful.
Koran 14:32-34
Here’s my improved version:
14:32 Our Earth is in space. Rain falls from clouds, not from Allah. We grow fruit, as well as grain for bread, not Allah. We build boats and ships, not Allah. Rivers flood and drain dry, obviously from the rain or lack of it, not Allah.
33 We can’t ride the Sun and Moon or the Night and Day, like we can with our ships that Muhammad claims Allah subjected for us.
34 Allah gave us nothing.
The favors of Allah equal zero.
No one should thank Allah the idol.
Qur’an 14:32-34
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 