A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
14:22 And Satan will say when the matter has been concluded, “Indeed, Allāh had promised you the promise of truth. And I promised you, but I betrayed you. But I had no authority over you except that I invited you, and you responded to me. So do not blame me; but blame yourselves. I cannot be called to your aid, nor can you be called to my aid. Indeed, I deny your association of me [with Allāh] before.1 Indeed, for the wrongdoers is a painful punishment.”
23 And those who believed and did righteous deeds will be admitted to gardens beneath which rivers flow, abiding eternally therein by permission of their Lord; and their greeting therein will be, “Peace!”
Koran 14:22-23
Here’s my improved version:
14:22 Satan says Koran greater than Muhammad, Jibril and Allah.
23 Muhammad and his Muslims (and Satan) aren’t enjoying their reward from Allah the idol.
Qur’an 14:22-23
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 