A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
14:10 Their messengers said, “Can there be doubt about Allāh, Creator of the heavens and earth? He invites you that He may forgive you of your sins, and He delays you [i.e., your death] for a specified term.”
They said, “You are not but men like us who wish to avert us from what our fathers were worshipping. So bring us a clear authority [i.e., evidence].”
11 Their messengers said to them, “We are only men like you, but Allāh confers favor upon whom He wills of His servants. It has never been for us to bring you evidence except by permission of Allāh. And upon Allāh let the believers rely. 12 And why should we not rely upon Allāh while He has guided us to our [good] ways. And we will surely be patient against whatever harm you should cause us. And upon Allāh let those who would rely [indeed] rely.”
Koran 14:10-12
Here’s my improved version:
14:10 Muhammad speaks for Allah: “He invites you…”.
The Quraysh objection is quite reasonable, pointing out that Muhammad’s nominal father would be offended by his son’s changes to their polytheism.
11 Allah does nothing while Muhammad blathers.
12 The addition of “[good]” is a trivial improvement by the translators, showing the incompetence of Allah, Jibril and Muhammad.
Qur’an 14:10-12
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 