A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Has there not reached you the news of those before you – the people of Noah and ʿAad and Thamūd and those after them?
No one knows them [i.e., their number] but Allāh.
Their messengers brought them clear proofs, but they returned their hands to their mouths and said, “Indeed, we disbelieve in that with which you have been sent, and indeed we are, about that to which you invite us, in disquieting doubt.”
Koran 14:9
Here’s my improved version:
The Quraysh say Koran better than Muhammad, Jibril and Allah.
No one knows what this is “they returned their hands to their mouths”.
Qur’an 14:9
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 