Qur’an 13:43

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

And those who have disbelieved say, “You are not a messenger.”

Say, [O Muḥammad], “Sufficient is Allāh as Witness between me and you, and [the witness of] whoever has knowledge of the Scripture.”

Koran 13:43

Here’s my improved version:

Those who have disbelieved are right.

Muhammad isn’t a messenger, prophet, warner or notifier.

Muhammad was an evil liar and tyrant.

And stupid too.

Qur’an 13:43

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.