A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And those before them had plotted, but to Allāh belongs the plan entirely.
He knows what every soul earns, and the disbelievers will know for whom is the final home.
Koran 13:42
Here’s my improved version:
The disbelievers were forced to become Muslim and so go to Paradise,…
Muhammad fails at being a prophet, contradicting himself with his own violence.
Qur’an 13:42
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
