A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
13:36 And [the believers among] those to whom We have given the [previous] Scripture rejoice at what has been revealed to you, [O Muḥammad], but among the [opposing] factions are those who deny part of it [i.e., the Qur’ān].
Say, “I have only been commanded to worship Allāh and not associate [anything] with Him. To Him I invite, and to Him is my return.”
37 And thus We have revealed it as an Arabic legislation.
And if you should follow their inclinations after what has come to you of knowledge, you would not have against Allāh any ally or any protector.
Koran 13:36-37
Here’s my improved version:
13:36 Muhammad says Koran better than Jibril and Allah.
37 I don’t understand classical Arabic, so Koran, Muhammad, Jibril, Allah and Islam are false.
After all, if it was meant for me, it would be in my language, not in the extinct language of Muhammad.
Qur’an 13:36-37
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 