A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
13:34 For them will be punishment in the life of [this] world, and the punishment of the Hereafter is more severe.
And they will not have from Allāh any protector.
35 The example [i.e., description] of Paradise, which the righteous have been promised, is [that] beneath it rivers flow.
Its fruit is lasting, and its shade.
That is the consequence for the righteous, and the consequence for the disbelievers is the Fire.
Koran 13:34-35
Here’s my improved version:
13:34 No one is punished by Allah in this life or in the “Hereafter”.
35 How many seas in Paradise? 0, 1 or 4?
How many rivers in Paradise? 0, 1, 2, 4, or 5?
Of course, there’s no seas and no rivers, because seas don’t flow into rivers and Muhammad was incoherent in describing Paradise.
Qur’an 13:34-35
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 