A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And to Allāh prostrates whoever is within the heavens and the earth, willingly or by compulsion, and their shadows [as well] in the mornings and the afternoons.
Koran 13:15
Here’s my improved version:
No one prostrates to Allah, not even their shadows. Not even the Sun goddess.
Muslims prostrate to Mecca, the Kaaba, the black stone, the hand of Allah, Muhammad’s second idol, the black stone.
Qur’an 13:15
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 