Qur’an 13:12-13

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

13:12 It is He who shows you lightning, [causing] fear and aspiration, and generates the heavy clouds.

13 And the thunder exalts [Allāh] with praise of Him – and the angels [as well] from fear of Him – and He sends thunderbolts and strikes therewith whom He wills while they dispute about Allāh; and He is severe in assault.

Koran 13:12-13

Here’s my improved version:

13:12 I wonder who generates the light clouds?

13 Our lightning and thunder exalts our singers and composers:

Qur’an 13:12-13

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.