Qur’an 13:8-9

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

13:8 Allāh knows what every female carries and what the wombs lose [prematurely] or exceed.

And everything with Him is by due measure.

9 [He is] Knower of the unseen and the witnessed, the Grand, the Exalted.

Koran 13:8-9

Here’s my improved version:

13:8 Allah is a Peeping Tom and doesn’t create babies.

9 Muhammad continues to say Allah is a Peeping Tom.

Qur’an 13:8-9

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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