A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
It is Allāh who erected the heavens without pillars that you [can] see; then He established Himself above the Throne and made subject the sun and the moon, each running [its course] for a specified term.
He arranges [each] matter; He details the signs that you may, of the meeting with your Lord, be certain.
Koran 13:2
Here’s my improved version:
There are no “heavenS”. There’s just one universe, which is far more in accord with the oneness of Allah than the seven (or eight total) heavens of Allah.
And of course, there’s no throne, as our Earth is round, not flat, and not below Allah’s throne.
Gravity arranges matter, not Allah.
There are no signs of Allah, except the words of Muhammad the Mad, possessed by demons.
Qur’an 13:2
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 