A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
There was certainly in their stories a lesson for those of understanding.
Never was it [i.e., the Qur’ān] a narration invented, but a confirmation of what was before it and a detailed explanation of all things and guidance and mercy for a people who believe.
Koran 12:111
Here’s my improved version:
Muhammad was a total failure.
Nothing happened to the Qurayshm except that Muhammad invaded, murdered those who opposed him, and forced everyone into Islam, so showing that Islam is false.
Qur’an 12:111
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 