A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Say, “This is my way; I invite to Allāh with insight, I and those who follow me. And exalted is Allāh; and I am not of those who associate others with Him.”
Koran 12:108
Here’s my improved version:
The way to Allah is to follow Muhammad.
But Muhammad the Mad is long since dust in the desert.
Qur’an 12:108
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
