A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
12:105 And how many a sign within the heavens and earth do they pass over while they, therefrom, are turning away.
106 And most of them believe not in Allāh except while they associate others with Him.
107 Then do they feel secure that there will not come to them an overwhelming [aspect] of the punishment of Allāh or that the Hour will not come upon them suddenly while they do not perceive?
Koran 12:105-107
Here’s my improved version:
12:105 What signs?
106 I don’t believe in Allah or associate Al Lat, Al Uzza and Manat with Allah like a certain false prophet did.
107 Nothing happened.
But Muhammad got bored waiting, invaded, murdered those who opposed him and force converted the rest into Islam, thus contradicting his own false prophecy.
Qur’an 12:105-107
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 