A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
12:1 Alif, Lām, Rā.
These are the verses of the clear Book.
2 Indeed, We have sent it down as an Arabic Qur’ān that you might understand.
3 We relate to you, [O Muḥammad], the best of stories in what We have revealed to you of this Qur’ān although you were, before it, among the unaware.
Koran 12:1-3
Here’s my improved version:
12:1 A, B, C,…
Indeed, these are the first three letters of the English alphabet, truly a miracle for an idol in Arabia to produce.
2 Indeed, this slightly better Qur’an is in clear English, so you might understand.
3 I relate to you the stories of Muhammad that he badly copied from the Bible, the Torah, gnostic and pagan legends, although you were, before it, among the unaware.
I, too, can bloviate like Muhammad.
Qur’an 12:1-3
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 