A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And to Allāh belong the unseen [aspects] of the heavens and the earth and to Him will be returned the matter, all of it, so worship Him and rely upon Him.
And your Lord is not unaware of that which you do.
Koran 11:123
Here’s my improved version:
Nothing happened.
Oh wait, Muhammad invaded Mecca, murdered his people and forced them all into Islam, worshipping the idol Allah and the liar Muhammad.
Qur’an 11:123
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 