A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
11:121 And say to those who do not believe, “Work according to your position; indeed, we are working 122 And wait; indeed, we are waiting.”
Koran 11:121-122
Here’s my improved version:
11:121 Nothing happened.
122 Oh wait, Muhammad invaded Mecca, murdered his people and forced them all into Islam, worshipping the idol Allah and the liar Muhammad.
Qur’an 11:121-122
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
