A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
11:112 So remain on a right course as you have been commanded, [you] and those who have turned back with you [to Allāh], and do not transgress.
Indeed, He is Seeing of what you do.
113 And do not incline toward those who do wrong, lest you be touched by the Fire, and you would not have other than Allāh any protectors; then you would not be helped.
Koran 11:112-113
Here’s my improved version:
11:112 I wonder why Allah isn’t guiding everyone to Allah?
113 Perhaps it’s because Muhammad was a liar, Jibril is Muhammad, Allah is Muhammad, and Islam is false.
Any fire? No?
Nothing but embarrassment for Muslims, right?
Qur’an 11:112-113
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 