A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
11:106 As for those who were [destined to be] wretched, they will be in the Fire.
For them therein is [violent] exhaling and inhaling.
107 [They will be] abiding therein as long as the heavens and the earth endure, except what your Lord should will.
Indeed, your Lord is an effecter of what He intends.
Koran 11:106-107
Here’s my improved version:
11:106 Nothing happened.
107 Allah is an idol who does nothing.
Muhammad was a liar.
Koran is nonsense and lies.
Islam is false.
Make a better choice.
Qur’an 11:106-107
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 