A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And thus is the seizure of your Lord when He seizes the cities while they are committing wrong.
Indeed, His seizure is painful and severe.
Koran 11:102
Here’s my improved version:
Nothing happened.
Except for Muhammad invading and committing atrocities against his own tribe.
Qur’an 11:102
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 