Qur’an 11:77-83

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Here’s the Sahih International translation:

11:77 And when Our messengers, [the angels], came to Lot, he was anguished for them and felt for them great discomfort and said, “This is a trying day.”

78 And his people came hastening to him, and before [this] they had been doing evil deeds. He said, “O my people, these are my daughters; they are purer for you. So fear Allāh and do not disgrace me concerning my guests. Is there not among you a man of reason?”

79 They said, “You have already known that we have not concerning your daughters [i.e., women] any claim [i.e., desire], and indeed, you know what we want.”

80 He said, “If only I had against you some power or could take refuge in a strong support.”

81 They [the angels] said, “O Lot, indeed we are messengers of your Lord; [therefore], they will never reach you. So set out with your family during a portion of the night1 and let not any among you look back – except your wife; indeed, she will be struck by that which strikes them. Indeed, their appointment is [for] the morning. Is not the morning near?”

82 So when Our command came, We made the highest part [of the city] its lowest and rained upon them stones of layered hard clay, [which were] 83 Marked from your Lord.

And it [i.e., Allāh’s punishment] is not from the wrongdoers [very] far.

Koran 11:77-83

Here’s my improved version:

11:77 Who are the messengers to Lot’s people? Obviously not Lot, who is not of the people of Sodom and Gomorrah.

78 Muhammad steps in and explains: “and before [this] they had been doing evil deeds.” Notice that the translators step in and help out Muhammad.

79 Even evil doers make Koran better than Muhammad, Jibril and Allah. Perhaps it was their desire for fame and fortune that enables this?

80 Lot, not a prophet of Islam, makes Koran better than Muhammad, Jibril and Allah.

81 The messengers: “they will never reach you” Obviously I don’t understand the idiom here, as the people of Sodom and Gomorrah were already talking with Lot.

82 Allah can write: “stones of layered hard clay, [which were] Marked from your Lord.” If this is possible, then there’s no need for Koran to be written by Muslims.

Or is it Muhammad trying to communicate that this was a sign, a miracle, from “Allah”?

83 Yet, nothing happens to the evil people.

Qur’an 11:77-83

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.