Qur’an 11:50-60

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

11:50 And to ʿAad [We sent] their brother Hūd.

He said, “O my people, worship Allāh; you have no deity other than Him. You are not but inventors [of falsehood]. 51 O my people, I do not ask you for it [i.e., my advice] any reward. My reward is only from the one who created me. Then will you not reason? 52 And O my people, ask forgiveness of your Lord and then repent to Him. He will send [rain from] the sky upon you in showers and increase you in strength [added] to your strength. And do not turn away, [being] criminals.”

53 They said, “O Hūd, you have not brought us clear evidence, and we are not ones to leave our gods on your say-so. Nor are we believers in you. 54 We only say that some of our gods have possessed you with evil [i.e., insanity].”

He said, “Indeed, I call Allāh to witness, and witness [yourselves] that I am free from whatever you associate with Allāh 55 Other than Him. So plot against me all together; then do not give me respite. 56 Indeed, I have relied upon Allāh, my Lord and your Lord. There is no creature but that He holds it by its forelock [i.e., controls it]. Indeed, my Lord is on a path [that is] straight. 57 But if you turn away, then I have already conveyed that with which I was sent to you. My Lord will give succession to a people other than you, and you will not harm Him at all. Indeed my Lord is, over all things, Guardian.”

58 And when Our command came, We saved Hūd and those who believed with him, by mercy from Us; and We saved them from a harsh punishment.

59 And that was ʿAad, who rejected the signs of their Lord and disobeyed His messengers and followed the order of every obstinate tyrant.

60 And they were [therefore] followed in this world with a curse and [as well] on the Day of Resurrection.

Unquestionably, ʿAad denied their Lord; then away with ʿAad, the people of Hūd.

Koran 11:50-60

Here’s my improved version:

Muhammad is accused of being insane by the Quraysh:

54 [Quraysh] We only say that some of our gods have possessed you with evil [i.e., insanity].”

56 [Muhammad] There is no creature but that He holds it by its forelock [i.e., controls it].

And Muhammad confirms that he’s insane.

Qur’an 11:50-60

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.