A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
11:9 And if We give man a taste of mercy from Us and then We withdraw it from him, indeed, he is despairing and ungrateful.
10 But if We give him a taste of favor after hardship has touched him, he will surely say, “Bad times have left me.”
Indeed, he is exultant and boastful – 11 Except for those who are patient and do righteous deeds; those will have forgiveness and great reward.
Koran 11:9-11
Here’s my improved version:
11:9 Nothing comes from Allah and nothing is taken from us by Allah.
10 Have you ever said: “Bad times have left me”? In classical Arabic?
11 And of course, no Muslim, not even Muhammad, enjoy this “great reward”.
Qur’an 11:9-11
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 