A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
11:7 And it is He who created the heavens and the earth in six days – and His Throne had been upon water – that He might test you as to which of you is best in deed.
But if you say, “Indeed, you are resurrected after death,”
those who disbelieve will surely say, “This is not but obvious magic.”
8 And if We hold back from them the punishment for a limited time, they will surely say, “What detains it?”
Unquestionably, on the Day it comes to them, it will not be averted from them, and they will be enveloped by what they used to ridicule.
Koran 11:7-8
Here’s my improved version:
11:7 Was it 6 or 8 days?
There’s no water in space to put a wooden throne upon.
Muhammad couldn’t resurrect people despite being aided by an idol called Allah, who “they” also worshipped.
8 Muhammad and his tribe all died 1400 years ago and the “Day” never happened.
Qur’an 11:7-8
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 