A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
11:1 Alif, Lām, Rā.
[This is] a Book whose verses are perfected and then presented in detail from [one who is] Wise and Aware 2 [Through a messenger, saying], “Do not worship except Allāh. Indeed, I am to you from Him a warner and a bringer of good tidings,”
3 And [saying], “Seek forgiveness of your Lord and repent to Him, [and] He will let you enjoy a good provision for a specified term and give every doer of favor his favor [i.e., reward]. But if you turn away, then indeed, I fear for you the punishment of a great Day. 4 To Allāh is your return, and He is over all things competent.”
Koran 11:1-4
Here’s my improved version:
11:1 Perfectly clear mysterious letters, showing Koran is false.
2 Is “A L R” perfected? Are they in detail? Do these come from Muhammad or are they the scribblings of Muslim scribes seeking to preserve the words of a madman?
3 Muhammad’s speech, continued. There’s no provision or punishment from Allah
4 We didn’t come from Allah and will never return to him.
Qur’an 11:1-4
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 