A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
10:71 And recite to them the news of Noah, when he said to his people, “O my people, if my residence and my reminding of the signs of Allāh has become burdensome upon you – then I have relied upon Allāh. So resolve upon your plan and [call upon] your associates. Then let not your plan be obscure to you. Then carry it out upon me and do not give me respite. 72 And if you turn away [from my advice] – then no payment have I asked of you. My reward is only from Allāh, and I have been commanded to be of the Muslims [i.e., those who submit to Allāh].”
73 And they denied him, so We saved him and those with him in the ship and made them successors, and We drowned those who denied Our signs.
Then see how was the end of those who were warned.
Koran 10:71-73
Here’s my improved version:
10:71 The “news” of Noah, in a chapter about Jonah.
72 Muhammad continues to pretend to be Noah, in a chapter about Jonah.
73 Muhammad forgot that Noah had all the animals with him.
Qur’an 10:71-73
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 