A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
10:31 Say, “Who provides for you from the heaven and the earth? Or who controls hearing and sight and who brings the living out of the dead and brings the dead out of the living and who arranges [every] matter?”
They will say, “Allāh,” so say, “Then will you not fear Him?”
32 For that is Allāh, your Lord, the Truth. And what can be beyond truth except error? So how are you averted?
33 Thus the word [i.e., decree] of your Lord has come into effect upon those who defiantly disobeyed – that they will not believe.
Koran 10:31-33
Here’s my improved version:
10:31 Allah doesn’t provide from the heaven or the earth.
Allah doesn’t control hearing or sight.
Allah doesn’t bring out the living from the dead or the living from the dead.
Allah does nothing. He’s an idol.
32 Allah can’t even speak here, where the Quraysh and Muhammad debate.
33 Muhammad blames Allah for his own incompetence.
Qur’an 10:31-33
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 